On shampoo

Dear shampoo manufacturers. I know that your shampoo is made of the finest ingredients on earth and unlike your competitors you never use the bad stuff. I know that it invigorates the scalp etc. etc. and yes I will remember that it is for daily use god forbid to skip a day.
I have something to share with you as well. I do not shower with glasses. So I’ll appreciate if you find space on the label to write large enough which one is the shampoo and which one is the conditioner. Thank you. Your daily user.